#you cannot make this up

[narcoticwriter]

Drake really name-dropped Millie Bobby Brown in a point to say that he wasn't a pedophile when he took her out on dates when she was 15.

[maxpadelchampion]

Kelly literally spawned in Qatar facing gax freaky sex allegations and then immediately max throws himself all over charles what is this 😭

[yannaryartside]

I am sorry I know we all are loosing our minds right now.

But look at his face. Are you honestly going to tell me that face is not longing? Yearning? The total concentration on her features, like he is trying to figure something out. The total calm in his eyes? The framing? The light? She just heard him talk about how this other girl was so great for him, and he proceeds to look at her like this. Even if he ends up with Claire, somebody needs to address all of this.

Storer is definitely making me doubt my media literacy, and I went to school for it. Is it not giving me any jobs already. Should I burn my degree?

[bellcza]

generational headloss got madridistas leaving hate comments under rodrigo DE PAUL’S posts 😭😭😭😭

[shinnyshining]

Nothing to see here, just two mad scientists in the same room

I kept my promise

[maxcore]

anyway max IS the main character

[nalyra-dreaming]

(x)

"Do you like music in the trailer in the morning"

[idkmynameiskat]

Someone just shot trump at one of his speeches and those few seconds where he was on the ground was probably one of the best few seconds of my life 😌

[normalgoalie]

“You said that’s what we should name our child, not my middle name”

[blankvort]

i am going to drown someone in water fountain poison this bitch told me he’s too tired to do the presentation due today worth 20% of our grade in the subject because he didn’t have coffee and is now scrolling through homophobic quora questions

[k20spock]

oh my god the guy who tried to shoot trump tried out for his school’s rifle team and didn’t make the team because he was a bad shot

[finalgrrrl]

a leap year in french is "année bissextile"......

[al-kol-eleh]

Hillel Neuer

The criminals are running the courts and the lunatics the asylums.

[didhewinkback]

keith urban with the accidental hard launch

[sophisticatedswifts]

Sometimes I remember that my state used federal grant money that was meant to prevent violence against women to put up billboards that say “there are no dangerous weapons, only dangerous people”

[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.